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Enjoy,might offend

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *
 
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heehee i've heard that before and it is a good one


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involved in: CArolines Number Exchange (started stitching), Aussie Stitcher's scissorkeep exchange (got details waiting on likes), Laurar's butterfly exchange(?)
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Be who you are, Say what you feel, cuz those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind~Dr. Seuss~
 
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OMG ... just wait till K gets home later ... Emz..ta for that



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Taking Part in :
[ 40 ] Carolines' Number Xchange - RECEIVED ..Lovley Ready to Post
[ 39 ] Dawns' Pinkeep Xchange .Partner received
[ 38 ] Cassie's Birth Month Xchange - Partner received..
[ 34 ] Dear Santa Afghan RR 2008 - Have Rachet's AND Kaz's and Emma's ]
[ 19 ] Angie's Thread Xchange 2008. MAY Posted
[ 13 ] # 1 Cassie / DebbieDraper's AOY ZODIAC RR - POSTED[ 9 ] RECEIVED [ 8] ---------------------------------------------
See who you are "talking " to ..MUGSHOTS ..THIS IS Me....
..Keith..[ DH ].Me and Great Best Friend HP [ Sheila. ]:-)
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Emma that is disgusting, you would never hear me tell a joke like that, I can never memeber them Big Grin
 
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Jules .. it was prob YOU that told her ..........



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Taking Part in :
[ 40 ] Carolines' Number Xchange - RECEIVED ..Lovley Ready to Post
[ 39 ] Dawns' Pinkeep Xchange .Partner received
[ 38 ] Cassie's Birth Month Xchange - Partner received..
[ 34 ] Dear Santa Afghan RR 2008 - Have Rachet's AND Kaz's and Emma's ]
[ 19 ] Angie's Thread Xchange 2008. MAY Posted
[ 13 ] # 1 Cassie / DebbieDraper's AOY ZODIAC RR - POSTED[ 9 ] RECEIVED [ 8] ---------------------------------------------
See who you are "talking " to ..MUGSHOTS ..THIS IS Me....
..Keith..[ DH ].Me and Great Best Friend HP [ Sheila. ]:-)
http://album.sofeminine.co.uk/album/see_220055_41/WOCS-Forum-Faces.html
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" I know NOTHING about Everything,
and EVERYTHING about Nothing " Ha,Ha,Haaaaa
RAK Person :-) x x x x
 
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Oops, very good.


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1. AOY zodiac. (posted 8, received 8 have Sofies and missed Lesleys) 2. Kazs EMS RR. (posted 4, received 4.) 3. Carolines Just because exchange. Sent and received from my secret stitcher. 4. Cassies birth monthexchange. Details received.
WIP:
Logo for Aunty Jane. The Hatchling (Fernley the baby dragon) to complete as a baby sampler. Mickey and Minnie mouse "Puppy love". The Titanic. Guardian Angel birth sampler.

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Stitch for Charity. Please come and join us if you can. http://stitch4charity.proboards58.com/index.cgi?


 
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Good one. Big Grin


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Big Grin Red Face Big Grin



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No Kim its me that would tell her them Wink
 
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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin thats great, loved it



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