Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine, only used it for one hour as I started to feel sick! It’s good tho-it does everything.....Kit-Kats, Mars bars, Snickers & Crisps
A nurse walks in to a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hr shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls out a rectal thermometer out her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks at the cashier and says, “Well, that’s great, some a*******s got my pen.”
A tramp finds a £5 note spends it on a cheap bottle of sherry, downs it in one go then falls unconscious up an alley. A gay guy finds him, pulls down the tramps trousers and b*****s him. He leaves a £5 note in the tramps hand as a thank you. The tramp wakes up finds the money, buys more sherry and gay guy finds him out cold again. So he buggers him and leaves another fiver. This happens again and again. When the tramp staggers into the wine shop for the fifth time the shopkeeper says, “More sherry?” The tramp looks at the shelves of booze and replies, “I think I’ll try something else, sherry is giving me a right sore a**e.”
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