got this from my pal in US...

Interesting things you may find out when you have sons:

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2100
square foot house to a depth of 4 inches.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them
with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in
a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor
is not strong enough to rotate a 45 lb boy wearing Batman
underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if
tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20' x
20' room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan
is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the
ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh',
it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of
it.

9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock
even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the
movies.

10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how many jello crystals you put in a swimming
pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jello crystals.

15. VCR's do not eject 'BLT' sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is..

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic
toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Philadelphia, PA, has a 5-minute
response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy..

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.

80% of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake
fluid.

like that one kim

LOL!

pmsl

♥♥♥ lol ♥♥♥

Very good