too good not to pass on.....
GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the
house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people
sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with
the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it
isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's
Mom wants to talk to you.'
Taking part in:
1. AOY zodiac. (posted 8, received 8 have Sofies and missed Lesleys) 2. Kazs EMS RR. (posted 4, received 4.) 3. Carolines Just because exchange. Sent and received from my secret stitcher. 4. Cassies birth monthexchange. Details received.
WIP:
Logo for Aunty Jane. The Hatchling (Fernley the baby dragon) to complete as a baby sampler. Mickey and Minnie mouse "Puppy love". The Titanic. Guardian Angel birth sampler.
Some of my work
http://community.webshots.com/user/jaymbee8303Stitch for Charity. Please come and join us if you can.
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oooppss........... out of the mouth's of babes ... love it
